今回はMr.ハンキー関係の歌詞を載せてみました。
0417「A Very Crappy Christmas」（ウンチまみれのクリスマス）
生き物すべてウンチする
それで命の輪がつながるのさ
緑の草と空を飛ぶ鳥
ウンチがあるからこそ生きるのさ
草を食べる牛 牛を食べる人 体を通ってウンチになる
ウンチは下水を通り 海へ流れ プランクトンが食べて 魚のえさに
それをでっかい魚が食べ 川に上ったらまた食われて
熊がやせた土地にウンチして 新しい命を芽生えさせる
あんぺろ・・のウンチ キリンのウンチ
大地に落ちて 草を生やす
草は牛が食べ またウンチになる 人が牛を食べ またウンチになる
「わかったかい、お前は関係なくなんかない お前こそが命だ」
「でもどうして僕がキリンや草や人間になれるの そんな実感なんかないけど」
「感じないときもちゃんと心臓は脈打ってるだろう
それと同じことさ 何もしなくてもお前はちゃんとキリンや人間の一部なんだよ すべては一つの命 すべてはお前なんだ」
「何かわかった気がする」
アンテロープのウンチ キリンのウンチ
大地に落ちて（Yeah） 草を生やす
僕は雹の足 鳥の翼 人の食事となり またウンチになる
それが命 ウンチの輪
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By the grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So it can spring to life and become food for the land
It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make food for the humans and start all over again
Mr. Hankey: You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life.
Cornwallis: But how can I be that giraffe and blade of grass, and a human? I don't control what they do.
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it, so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it. But it is all one life form. It is all… you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now.
I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground
Becomes the grass of tomorrow（Yeah）
Which the grazers turn around
So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of a hen
Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again.
That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo!
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0617「Red Sleigh Down」（キリスト 怒りのバグダッド）
ウンチュー特急走ってゆくよ（ウンチュー）どこまでも
ウンチュー特急大好きさ クリスマスを届けるよ
「Dude、カートマンどうしちゃったの？」「わかんねぇ」
こうして今年のクリスマスにも ウンチュー特急やってくる
Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a（Poo Choo!）All the way and back!
Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Kyle: Dude, what the hell has gotten into Cartman??
Stan: I don't know.
Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.
生き物すべてウンチする
それで命の輪がつながるのさ
緑の草と空を飛ぶ鳥
ウンチがあるからこそ生きるのさ
草を食べる牛 牛を食べる人 体を通ってウンチになる
ウンチは下水を通り 海へ流れ プランクトンが食べて 魚のえさに
それをでっかい魚が食べ 川に上ったらまた食われて
熊がやせた土地にウンチして 新しい命を芽生えさせる
あんぺろ・・のウンチ キリンのウンチ
大地に落ちて 草を生やす
草は牛が食べ またウンチになる 人が牛を食べ またウンチになる
「わかったかい、お前は関係なくなんかない お前こそが命だ」
「でもどうして僕がキリンや草や人間になれるの そんな実感なんかないけど」
「感じないときもちゃんと心臓は脈打ってるだろう
それと同じことさ 何もしなくてもお前はちゃんとキリンや人間の一部なんだよ すべては一つの命 すべてはお前なんだ」
「何かわかった気がする」
アンテロープのウンチ キリンのウンチ
大地に落ちて（Yeah） 草を生やす
僕は雹の足 鳥の翼 人の食事となり またウンチになる
それが命 ウンチの輪
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By the grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So it can spring to life and become food for the land
It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make food for the humans and start all over again
Mr. Hankey: You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life.
Cornwallis: But how can I be that giraffe and blade of grass, and a human? I don't control what they do.
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it, so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it. But it is all one life form. It is all… you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now.
I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground
Becomes the grass of tomorrow（Yeah）
Which the grazers turn around
So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of a hen
Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again.
That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo!
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0617「Red Sleigh Down」（キリスト 怒りのバグダッド）
ウンチュー特急走ってゆくよ（ウンチュー）どこまでも
ウンチュー特急大好きさ クリスマスを届けるよ
「Dude、カートマンどうしちゃったの？」「わかんねぇ」
こうして今年のクリスマスにも ウンチュー特急やってくる
Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a（Poo Choo!）All the way and back!
Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Kyle: Dude, what the hell has gotten into Cartman??
Stan: I don't know.
Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.